Assisse, no need to announce to the I,Anon world that you've been thinking about my cock (again). They're well aware of the fact that you've got a serious case of the steamin' undies for me.
And it matters not the size of my cock, it only matters that your little button mushroom swells at the very thought of me.
It has been well established that I have by far the smallest cock around here. We do not need to have this contest publicly judged again. My penis is so small it looks like I have a nipple between my legs. When I get hard it's like a short stack of dimes. Any day I don't pee all over my balls is a good day in my book.
And it matters not the size of my cock, it only matters that your little button mushroom swells at the very thought of me.
Now go take a cold shower birdbrain.
It has been well established that I have by far the smallest cock around here. We do not need to have this contest publicly judged again. My penis is so small it looks like I have a nipple between my legs. When I get hard it's like a short stack of dimes. Any day I don't pee all over my balls is a good day in my book.