Anonymous Aug 20, 2014 at 6:09 pm

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You're a cross between Vin Diesel, Woodsy Owl, and Humbert Humbert. Impressive!
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Old man yells at cloud
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Hey, just think. If this were Kentucky you could fuck her. Iif only you hadn't pissed her off.
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The creepiness level of this post will be directly related to the author's age (and whether they whacked off thinking about her).
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THIS HAS BEEN "RATIONALIZING WHY THIS TEENAGE GIRL WON'T BANG ME" WITH DISGUSTING ANONYMOUS
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Sounds like you're the creeper on the bus she dreads seeing. #notallcreepers
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Yes, pissed off angsty teenage girl. I mean, who would have thought? Never before in the history of....oh wait, that's like every 15 year old, or are you so old you have forgotten? In which case, damn
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First of All, just curious. Are you like 40 and she's 15 or 16? If so,. your'e paying far too much attention to this child. You know when she takes the bus and for how long. You toss out a flirtsy aw don't litter now, like you give a shit. You were hoping if you talked cute enough she'd stretch those nice legs you mentioned and bend down and pick the cup up. Then you said something you don't remember. (You don't wanna say It was something geeky like I want to be your friend) and she responded she didn't give a flip.
Now your pimped so you're telling us, isn't that a shame, because her future is so bright.
Now you cross over. I don't know who you think you are. I could snap you like a twig. Then make fun of her hairdo and tongue ring. Point out her Daddy's paying for everything in her life. Rationalize she's gonna be pregnant soon. What a slut and to think I thought you were cute.
That little girl was smart. She got as far away from you as fast as she could.
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Maybe she's pissed off because she's getting flirted with by old men at bus stops instead of enjoying what's left of her childhood?
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Today on the creepy fixated musings of your local bus stop pedophile stalker...
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Nobody has listened to Avril Lavigne since 2004.
You are old.
Stop hitting on children.
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I can just picture ANON sitting up, seething at all of the comments not reinforcing his fucked up fixation with a teenager.
Poor widdle pedo.
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Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me...
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Every state sets it's own age of majority. Is any one state right while another be wrong? This young women is plenty old enough to be commonly considered,adult. In Iran, daughters get sold off in marriage at the age of eight. That's obviously criminal. To consider an eighteen year old fucking a seventeen year old as pedophilia, is just a typical example of how bullshit laws can be. The ranter above who initiated this tread, is obviously way older than fifteen, yet would seem to be far less mature than the woman.
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"This young women is plenty old enough to be commonly considered,adult."

If that's the case, then respect her adult decision to tell this creeper to fuck off. She was totes obvi NOT into it.
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She probably wouldn't have been into it, but the ranter undoubtedly is too socially retarded to have made a pass, even if she were of statutory age in this state.
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He WAS making a pass. He got rejected and resorted to trashing her hair, jewelry, music, parents, life, etc. on a public forum. Claims 'My 2 fingers could crush you in half,'(whatever that's supposed to mean) and comforts himself with predictions of her inevitable impregnation. Sooo many red flags here, including the fact that he seems pretty well versed in her bus stop and daily activities. It's the overt creepiness that has me icked out. Her being a kid just multiplies the gross factor.
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Good points, Boober.
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She's obviously a tart so he thought she'd be easy. Talk about a bad looser.
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Old man masturbates to cloud
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^Dread,you are all over the map. But, I won't waste time on something you won't admit to. Young girls, teenagers are off limits for any one over 18 yrs old.14,15,16,really? What
about10,11,12,13 years old?

If true, he is watching and fantasy land sets in. He is a pervert, and will maybe do more harm to the CHILD than come to this site.

The hopeful part is it is a fake, just to get us shook up.
The streets are filled with people who kidnap little boys and girls. GET IT? Got it,Good.

I went to edit my profile and I saw a picture of you as a link to me. If you did it. get it off. I tried, but I can't remove it.
We do not share the same values or links.

I'Anon, someday you will be locked up so keep ranting. We'll figure you out. Creeper!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm in Hawaii where the age of consent is 14. I think that's plenty young enough for an 19 year old. Otherwise, the age of consent is 16 to be with geezers. Now, if only these kids were as stupid as the ranter seems to think they are.
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When I link to another's profile, it's because I find some comment they made to be insightful or funny and I want a quick way to reference it. I don't know anybody here, or I don't know if I really know anybody here or not. After what seentomuch has just said above, there is no way in Hell that I'm going to disconnect the link to that.
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I bet I,A is a girl. If no one is to hash tag Beyonce, then I will. I,A I bet is a mommy. A candy van driver would have talked about her short skirt, not her actual legs. Think about that. Portland isnt that weird out loud.
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I buy it, Allusion. Just for that, I'm adding you to my friends/links. Du-UH, of course, Lesbos aren't concerned about statutory rape, any more than the ex mayor Sam Adams is. In that context, now it all makes perfect sense.

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Late to the party, but here goes...

You should practice building up your tolerance to mace. It's gonna come in handy someday.
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Oh good, using the actions of one individual as "evidence" to claim that all homosexuals are pedophiles.

Better be getting back to your fallout shelter now, Dread. Those foil hats aren't gonna make themselves.
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You know what I would be doing if I was in Hawaii? Anything other that posting bizarre, and borderline disturbing, comments on The Merc.
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Stevens, it's good to see you admit that if you were in Hawaii, that you'd be chasing 16 year old boys. Since the 14 year old wahines are too smart for me, what else is there to do? I sure of Hell don't surf. It gets censored from the Press, but Hammer Head and Tiger Sharks bite tourists every day.

Everybody was fine with the rant, as long as they thought it was written by a geezer who deserved to be criticized. Clearly, the ranter is an adult. Now that we realize that it's from a Lesbo, that's a different story. S/he gets carte blanche.

Note that S/he lives in the same neighborhood as the jailbait and watches her all the time. Ironic how so many of you here are just fine with that, as long the perpetrator is homosexual.

Can I dish this shit out, or what?
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Dread,

If you interpreted my comment as the admission you stated, then those are definitely the rantings of an end stage syphilitic mind.

Your comments are so far off the rails that it's not even worth addressing them anymore.

I'm afraid whatever condition that has afflicted you is curable only by labotomy.
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Practice the Golden Rule, then. Taste of your own medicine, brah!
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Ahhh, the Golden Rule, huh Dread? Do unto others..., correct?

A. I don't post thousands of words of complete gibberish that people don't want to read. Ergo, I wish you wouldn't do that to me.

B. I don't make outlandishly racist, sexist, and/or homophobic comments on this blog. I wish you wouldn't either.

C. I don't espouse, or claim to know of, ridiculous ulterior motives in the posts here. I wish you wouldn't either.

Any of this sinking in yet, BRAH?!?!?!

It's 10am and warm in Hawaii right now. Why don't you go snorkeling or something?
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I doesn't matter to me what YOU don't want, Stevens. If YOU don't want to be mischaracterized, then why do you do it to my comments? If you can't address the substance of my remarks, then your use of innuendo and obfuscation are simply irrelevant.
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Actually that is pretty funny. I say that I don't go surfing due to the sharks, so you use your typical obfuscatory approach, by saying "Let them eat algae".
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"If you can't address the substance of my remarks"

Yeah, that would require that there be substance to address. Substance other than say, THC, LSD, or whatever the fuck chemical cocktail you are on.

The foil hats aren't working. You need to make more.
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It may not be as quick a laugh to dissect humor, but it's still pretty funny that humorless people, as well as some jokers, are even too uptight to make reasonable analysis.
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Trust me Dread, I am addressing the "substance" of your comments. But as FWTBT has so rightly pointed out, I think the substances you're on are impacting your critical thinking skills.

It doesn't matter how many times you type out the word "obfuscatory," you're still a dim-witted boob. And the fact that you're accusing anyone of using something less than "reasonable analysis" is laughable at best.

It might take some work, but I think you can find a snorkeling spot relatively safe from sharks. Try Captain Cook's Bay, unless you're afraid of the sea turtles too.

And out of curiosity, when you throw out the terms "lesbos" and "meheecans", am I mischaracterizing you as a homophobe and racist?

I think the I,Anon blog in El Paso, TX is calling your name chuckles. Do us all a favor and start calling that your home.
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Stevens, you say that you address the substance, but all you have accomplished is to make sweeping generalization without making any mention about specifically what it is you supposedly take issue with.

The hypocrisy of lambasting the ranter when S/he was thought to be a geezer, while condoning the the predatory homosexual behavior of the ranter, creating a diversionary distraction by mis-characterizing my comments, is not objective criticism.

Furthermore, if you are going to allude to a blog not in evidence, that is neither valid academic nor journalistic presentation. If it's actually relevant, you ought to at least proved a link to the material, if not some substantive attributed quotes.
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This right here is the very, first instance of my using the word, "meheecans". If it's Mexicans you're talking about, I don't see how that's relevant in this thread, or racist in any event. Mexican is not a race, La Raza notwithstanding. Once again Stevens, you fabricate.

I did in fact use the term, "Lesbos," because I couldn't determine if Queer is politically correct term to use for biological females that otherwise have male brain stems, or only appropriate for self reference by biological males that otherwise have female brain stems. You know, like how only American's of African descent, are entitled to call each other "Nigger," but don't go calling black Canadians, "African-Americans".
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Let me double-dose on some peyote Dread, and I'll see if I can make some sense of your blathering. Get back to you in 36-48hrs.
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Let me dissect my dry humor for you as concisely as possible, Stevens.

I started out with a sarcastic remark about what I initially thought to be a geezer's feeble seduction technique. When the ranter was outed as being a female homosexual, I was equally disdainful.

Ironically, it would seem that you make a concerted effort to discriminate in favor of an adult homosexual predatory pedophile.
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Dread, Please tell me you have something better than little fella.

In the meantime, allow me drop a little logic on you...

Concise does not equal accurate. Good day sir.
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What's with the non-sequitur, Stevens? The more you post, even such nonsense as you do, it serves to maintain your ratings, but the more you bait me to respond, the closer it moves my ratings to the top.
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Dread Uptown accuses me of using non-sequiturs. Too funny!!! You can't make this kinda thing up, seriously.

Thanks for the laugh Dread.

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