Anonymous Aug 24, 2014 at 7:24 pm

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1
Thanks for the post bro!
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A disregard for everyone else's safety while demanding you regard theirs? Classic cyclist.
3
Bro, if they have to stop they'll be forced to use their muscles to get back up to speed again and in the process be revealed as a couple of fairweather / casual cyclist chucklefucks, and that will totally conflict with the image presented by their brakeless fixies, Chrome bags and Campagnolo caps.

Stop bogarting their insecurities!
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Oh, those bikeys and their precious, precious momentum.
5
I finally had "Go fuck yourself!" tattooed on my forehead. It saves SO MUCH TIME.
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But now you've got this thrilling story to tell and retell foe years to come!
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I guess my question would be, if they didn't "buzz" you would you have been upset? I would hope not.

Regardless, buzzing you wasn't cool, and the "Hey Bro" should be punishable by death.
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Reckless bicyclists and skateboarders on sidewalks, off leash dogs, cars that roll through a crosswalk towards pedestrians, drunk drivers, hookers, johns, and weed fiends, victimless criminals, all. There is no law against being annoying; right little Ricky?
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^ "There is no law against being annoying; right little Ricky?"

Of course there isn't a law like that Dread. If there were, you'd be eligible for the death penalty.

But there are laws addressing most of the items you mentioned, my little space cadet.
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What does "buzzed me in the crosswalk" mean? Did they ride by and shear a stripe of hair off the side of your head?
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^ oh man, gooood one! What a real hoot you are!
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Don't want no Bro's on my ass...just sayin'
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I took a bullet in 'Nam for those stop lights, bro.

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