Anonymous Aug 26, 2014 at 7:43 pm

I Don't Know What to Do With You

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Wow...that's some crazy shit!!
guidoman on August 26, 2014 at 8:21 PM Report this
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There is serious incongruity between the editor's post and the 2 new rants today.

Definitely 2 of the "shirtiest" I,Anon's in a long time.
RickStevens on August 26, 2014 at 8:36 PM Report this
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I am pretty sure I love Cheez-Its as much as I can love anybody.
Todd Mecklem on August 26, 2014 at 8:40 PM Report this
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Cheez-its are pretty fucking amazing. They pair exceptionally well with purple drank.
on August 26, 2014 at 9:00 PM Report this
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Shirt done hit the fan.
shark attack mountain on August 26, 2014 at 9:35 PM Report this
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Don't get anything but plain Cheez-its. Almost all the other flavors have weird powdery residue that stains your fingers. The beauty of the cheez-it is its pleasant greasiness.

Oh and you should move to Brazil. Even if things don't work out, it seems like a fun place.
Aestro on August 26, 2014 at 9:44 PM Report this
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You are a lonely, love sick, preoccupied dreamer.

This sounds like your over your head. Divorce your wife, and do her a huge favor.
Medicated Marine on August 26, 2014 at 10:19 PM Report this
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Alert! Alert!

A rant from Manti Te'o, just to amp up the quality of the rants.

Now that is a rant! man o man, I can see why this one made it. She's not real,remember.
seentomuch on August 26, 2014 at 10:29 PM Report this
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Throwing away two marriages for an e-romance with someone you've never met and who can't speak your language

I'm sure if you do leave your SO's for each other the relationship is destined to last for the ages.
lyle on August 26, 2014 at 10:45 PM Report this
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What indicates that IA is a man? Sounds more like a women to me, either way, if your attention is focused on someone you have never met and who with you do not speak a common tongue, I mean, damn, at a loss. Not enough detail though, needs more poop
Draconid on August 27, 2014 at 12:31 AM Report this
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I know what you are: bored.
I know what they are: a constructed illusion.
Dizzy on August 27, 2014 at 7:18 AM Report this
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OMG! I think this ANON called into KBOO for the Contessa De La Luna show and was all drunk and she was talking about her love she's never met in Brazil. Fun times.

Er...that's all.
ThatOneBitch on August 27, 2014 at 11:43 AM Report this
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All you need to do is vacation in Ipanema and you'll find yourself a genuine, dynamite girl friend, in no time.
Dread Uptown on August 27, 2014 at 12:10 PM Report this
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Or go to Venice, Italy, which by the way the world won’t let sink down, and find yourself an incredible woman who is fun and all of the above and isn’t a piece of shit stuck to the wall.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on August 27, 2014 at 2:10 PM Report this
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Go for it!!! Drive fast, take chances!!!

I want to read all about how things worked out for you two.

Just save us all some time and post the fake rant tomorrow.
RickStevens on August 27, 2014 at 9:35 PM Report this
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There was once a baseball player named Catfish Hunter. This may be him!
Demondog on August 28, 2014 at 10:19 AM Report this

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