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1
If theater is half empty, sounds like you chose to sit in front of this guy.
2
Here's what a non-Portlander would do in this situation...

1. Politely ask them to be quiet during the movie.

2. If the behavior continued, turn around and tell them to shut the fuck up.

3. Still no results, go out and tell management to remove the asshole from the theatre.
3
Hilarious that you didn't move, didn't want to hurt his feelings, right? (Either that or you're a matineesochist.)
4
Shut the fuck up, Rick and speak for yourself. I am from Portland and have no problem standing up for myself or others, in social situations, when the indignity becomes too much for me to bear. I blame the stupid, hippie-granola-non-violent-communication-wackadoodles that think such confrontation to be, well... confrontational. It's nutless wonders, like I, A, who allow such belligerent behavior to continue like it's the norm with their inaction and passive-aggressive seething. I'll be willing to bet this person kicks their dog.
5
Geez David A Pope, didn't mean to get your panties in a bunch. Relax and go see a matinee or something.
6
Just move when the theater is not full, and this rant would have never happened.

or grab his collar and bang his head into the back of your seat. Keep doing this until he screams so loud that he is arrested for molesting you. Works every time.
7
When polite shushing fails, all hope is lost for humanity!
8
You should have shot him in the face.

That's what anybody who isn't from Portland would have done.
9
You are pretty brave at that. When you heard or felt your seat bumping you looked back....I wouldn't have. I'd have got the hell out of there fast before something besides beer fouled breath came wafting over me.

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