This sounds like a job for the Blue Jeep Samaritans!

Easy solution... Go down on your partner right in front of them. They won't be back after that.

If they do stay and watch, then you've just experienced a breakthrough my friend.

He hates Pot? Like Pol Pot? Pol Pot's dead.

His 5th wife hates you? Coincidence, my 5th wife hated everybody.

Call me deacon blues.

For the love of God, you don't have to visit. What is wrong with you?

The Deacon and his Mrs.would sure have a great testimony to tell their tiny flock and a great slide show. Damn good idea Rick.

Jesus H. Christ the carpenter son of Mary mother of God on a motherfucking fence post these Christians are insufferable, amirite?