Maybe he's a grower not a shower?

But also not a grower, apparently.

Sucks for the small dicked dude, but Anon sounds like a huge gloating asshole too. No pun intended. "LOL NATURE GAVE YOU A SMALL DICK HAHAHAHAH KILL YOURSELF!!!"

You'd think a gay dude wouldn't be so quick to humiliate others.

No matter how HARD I try, I can't for the life of me figure out why you felt the need to bring your sexuality into this rant.

As for little Dickey McGee, keep at it lil' buddy, you'll get it right one of these days.

Who knows? Maybe he hallucinated that her public hair was a swarm of bees, or suddenly heard a noise and was reminded of her more-annoying-than-Paul-Lynde roommate.

Public hair!

Your title sucks...since when did
"Little Dicks" cause mayhem? I think you're Dick challenged which 'splains why you're a gay roomie.

Someone sounds a leeeetle jealous!

Did I type "public hair"? Oh, the pubemanity!

Roommate is jealous. Obliviously.

The Little Engine That Could Not.