Dear Irony...

I'm going to start my diet right after I finish dessert.

So make it your mission in life to be a better form of social media life. Don't take selfies, don't post inane updates. Mediate differences, inform people with facts rather than opinions. And don't be negative. It's possible to do, but you have to be diligent. And not succumb to the temptation to be witty or sarcastic or ironic. Unlike the first two comments here.

Watch what you say about my monkey's uncle, you Nazi!

Like here, stupid comments=likes.
I have cancer, and I'm dying=100 likes.
Anyone want to see a movie?=30 likes.
Can you get some attention?
Can you ask a question, and I'll ignore it.

I'm not friends with anyone in life or Facebook I don't want to be. I see a lot of support and encouragement from those people.

I wouldn't be friends with any of these people. Unless you're a Panda

I/anonie, how many years were you on social media sites before you came to this briliant conclusion?
Were you one of those people that got caught up in all the toxic fallout? I thought so. Yes of course you are right.
Now what about the wee ones learning on their iPads in nursery school?