GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! She wanna drive my Benz with five of her friends. She wanna creep past the block, spyin' again. LET'S GO TO PRESS.

Liquor lovers, rejoice! Oregon is getting closer to finally allowing liquor sales in grocery stores. DON'T SCREW IT UP, PLEASE!

Our beloved Portland Thorns fell in their pre-season opener against the Seattle Reign, 2-zip.

The death toll in Brussels has risen to 35, as authorities continue to investigate the Islamic State network behind the bombings.

Classified CIA photos of post-911 terrorism suspects show bruising on the victims as well as possible sexual humiliation.

A five-year-old's disease went untreated for weeks while she was being detained at a Pennsylvania immigration center.

Here's the story of black writer Leslie Lee III who is behind the hilarious/on-point hashtag "Bernie Made Me White."


Bernie Sanders thinks it's "obscene" for Hillary Clinton to use dreamboat George Clooney to raise big bucks for her campaign.

Sanders also had a successful weekend, netting three more states (Washington, Alaska, and Hawaii)—though Clinton still leads in delegates.

Pakistan officials are on the hunt for the terrorists behind a park bombing that killed 72 and wounded 280.

President Obama's "hatchet-burying" trip to Cuba didn't go exactly as planned—at least according to a very angry letter from Fidel Castro.


Georgia's governor vows to veto the homophobic "religious freedom" bill that would discriminate against same-sex couples (though it's mostly because of the corporate and entertainment boycott that would have surely ensued).

Something something something college basketball, something something something Final Four.

Now let's observe the WEATHER: The sun returns this afternoon with a high of 57, but a much warmer week lies ahead!

And finally, this convenience store in Sweden doesn't have any employees, which means you buy stuff on your phone while using the honor system. YOU BE YOU, SWEDEN!