There's nothing more annoying than the following: 1) People who sign off on emails with "Cheers!" and 2) former drug dealers trying to sell us meth.

Look. I used to love buying meth from you. You had great shit, your prices were extremely reasonable, and you were easy to meet up with. It has been almost a year since I told you I quit meth, yet today you call me? I didn't answer, but you left me a voicemail asking me if I wanted methadone. Then you sent texts. I responded, sure you were accidentally texting me by mistake. No, you explain, it is me you wanted to talk to. Something's up, because I'm not a pill popper (is methadone a pill?) nor do I do opiates, and I have NEVER spoken to you about such things. And we haven't talked in a year. So go set up someone else; I'm not about that type of life anymore.

Uggh, I know, right? Read the rest here, and if you have a rant or confession, drop it off in the I, Anonymous Blog—but don't try to sell us meth, okay?!? WE DON'T USE METH ANYMORE.