Newsblast! Jul 26, 2016 at 7:00 am

Good Morning, News: A Democratic Boo-Fest, a Bungled Fake Kidnapping, and Bullseye's Latest Bad News

Dirk VanderHart
Back to article

Comments

1
"Your weather? Not looking too terrible."

Jesus, Dirk. Are you a secret space reptile? Endotherms tend to get real goddamn uncomfortable.
Spaceman on July 26, 2016 at 7:25 AM Report this
2
I can deal with every day but Friday. Plus this month has been cloudy and unworthy of a Portland summer.
Dirk VanderHart on July 26, 2016 at 8:49 AM Report this
3
Was Tom Peterson slanging or slinging tvs?
Demondog on July 26, 2016 at 9:38 AM Report this

Please wait...

Comments are closed.

Commenting on this item is available only to members of the site. You can sign in here or create an account here.


Add a comment
Preview
Posted by (your name here)

By posting this comment, you are agreeing to our Terms of Use.

More In Newsblast!

YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: Our Top Stories of 2023, Suspicious Police Shooting, and a Beloved Bar Burns
YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: Another Lousy Candidate for Mayor, a Blood-Sucking Xmas, and Delicious Hanukkah Delights!
YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: New I-5 Bridge Concerns, Food Carts in Trouble, and Kicking Trump Off the Ballot
YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: Teachers Consider Strike, Taylor Swift Is Bigger Than Ever, and Hollywood Celebs... Near YOU!
YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: No School November, the Triumphant Return of Liz Phair, and Where to Celebrate Thanksgiving... ALONE
YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: Commish Ignores Auditor, Comedy Controversy, and (Finally!) a New Candidate for Mayor

Editors' Picks

Advocates Fear Increased Pedestrian Deaths in Planned Rose Quarter Project
Your Sassy-Ass Weekly Trivia Quiz About Fancy Cop Cars, Twitter Slap Fights, and Republican Dickwhistles
POP QUIZ PDX: Robots... Cops... and ROBOT COPS! 🤖
Portland Comedy Apocalypse
2024 Election: Portland City Council Candidates Already Scrambling For Public Campaign Dollars
Good Morning, News: People For Portland's Bullshit Poll, Council to Vote on Criminalizing Homeless, and Republicans Eat Their Own (Hee-Hee-Hee)
Portland Mercury
is a proud member of the media network
Masthead Ad Info & Rates Jobs at Portland Mercury Contact Privacy Policy Terms of Use Takedown Policy
Support Portland Mercury
All contents © Index Newspapers LLC
PO Box 86208, Portland, OR 97286