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Courtesy Banks Sunset Park

Starting on Friday, August 19... and ending on Sunday, August 21... in Banks, Oregon... a mere 25 miles away from Portland... the most freaky small town event of the summer will transpire. It's called the Banks Sunset Park Annual Bar-B-Que, and it will feature a few of the following events that you MAY be interested in:

A Texas Hold 'Em Poker Tournament
A Parade
A Pancake Breakfast
A Vintage Car Show
A Greased Pole Climb (!)
A Frog Jumping Contest (!!)
A Truck (and Lawnmower) Tug-O-War Competition (!!!)
A Six-Gun Quick Draw Contest (!!!!)
And a FARM COMBINE DEMOLITION DERBY (!!!!!)

They will also have music, bar-b-que sandwiches, and a church service—for those who, after reading this lineup, need reminding that god exists.

Tickets are $10-$13. We're not responsible for your safety or how much actual fun you have. YOU HAVE BEEN INFORMED.

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