Donald Trump gave an opposite-day speech in Detroit in which he criticized the job-killing, tax-raising, poverty-inducing Obama/Clinton agenda. More than 9 million new jobs have been created in the U.S. since Obama took office.
Trump gave a speech in Detroit today criticizing "the job-killing, tax-raising, poverty-inducing Obama/Clinton agenda." More than 14 million private-sector jobs have been created in the U.S. since Obama took office.

The key to making America great again? Doubling down on trickle down, getting rid of the estate tax, adopting the tax brackets Paul Ryan likes, lying about Hillary Clinton's position on middle-class taxes, and calling the national unemployment rate of 5 percent a hoax. (Actual quote: "The 5 percent number is one of the biggest hoaxes in American modern politics.")

The full video is below, as well as a few more highlights you should just scroll past the video to read in case you have better things to do with your time than watch a deranged racist bloviate and dissemble.

Trump starts speaking around the 1:13:00 mark.

• Over and over, he's interrupted by hecklers. The first time, it's right after he says, "We now begin a great national conversation about economic renewal for America. It's a conversation about how to make America great again—especially, especially, for those who have the very least." As if he has ever cared about other people's poverty before. Immediately someone in the crowd interrupts, but we can't hear what they're saying and the camera doesn't move. Trump just stands there, silently, and then the audience starts to applaud at his absolutely uncharacteristic self-control.

• When he says, "Detroit tops the list of most dangerous cities in terms of violent crime," he's interrupted by another protester. "Thank you. Thank you. Thank you," Trump says to the applause congratulating him on his restraint in not mocking the interrupter. The protester is silenced, presumably ejected from the room, and Trump goes on to say, without a trace of irony, "Detroit tops the list of most dangerous cities in terms of violent crime. These are silenced victims whose stories are never told..."

• "If you were a foreign power looking to weaken America, you couldn't do better than Hillary Clinton's economic agenda." Nice double-reverse subtweet about Russia, there.

• Hillary Clinton's campaign rhetoric "seeks to label us, divide us, and pull us apart." This is what you call a classic case of projection.

• Clinton wants a "1.3 trillion tax increase. Big increase. One of the biggest ever." He adds, "I am proposing an across-the-board income tax reduction, especially for middle-income Americans. This will lead to millions of new and really good paying jobs. The rich will pay their fair share, but no one will pay so much that it destroys jobs or undermines our ability as a nation to compete." In other words, the rich are not going to be paying that much. Trust me.

• He wants to eliminate the estate tax. "No family will have to pay the death tax," as he puts it. The estate tax only applies to estates worth more than $5.45 million.

• He wants to "eliminate the carried interest deduction and other special interest loopholes that have been so good for Wall Street investors and people like me."

• "We waste 9 billion hours a year in tax-code compliance."

• He wants to reduce the number of tax brackets from 7 to 3—specifically, the three brackets Republican leadership in the House wants: 12 percent, 25 percent, and 33 percent. As an NPR fact-checker points out:

Last September Donald Trump released a tax plan with four tax brackets: 0, 10, 20 and 25 percent. It was pulled down from his website in the last 24 hours but can still be found through the internet archive. The new proposal eliminates the 0 percent bracket, thus making this line from Trump's original tax plan null: "If you are single and earn less than $25,000, or married and jointly earn less than $50,000, you will not owe any income tax..."

• Trump says, "Nearly 12 million people have been added to the food stamp [programs] and these people are growing and it's growing so rapidly since President Obama took office." He does not mention that having anything to do with Obama's predecessor driving the U.S. economy off a cliff.

• "Under my plan, no American company will pay more than 15 percent of their business income in taxes. In other words, we're reducing your taxes from 35 percent to 15 percent."

• "Upon taking office, I will issue a moratorium on new agency regulations."

• "I will also immediately cancel all illegal and overreaching executive orders."

• Aaaaaaand he refers to Obama giving "Iran $400 million in money-laundered cash as a ransom payment." Which is not what happened. Those were frozen assets of Iran's from decades ago—here's the president explaining it.