I've said it before, and I will say it again, and I will say it until the day I die: The Rock is a goddamn hero, and a national treasure, and whether it's His inspirational Twitter or His inspirational Instagram or His inspirational alarm clock app, He never stops making the world a better place. The Rock will save us all.

BUT SPEAKING OF THE ROCK'S INSPIRATIONAL INSTAGRAM:

This is my final week of shooting #FastAndFurious8. There's no other franchise that gets my blood boiling more than this one. An incredible hard working crew. UNIVERSAL has been great partners as well. My female co-stars are always amazing and I love 'em. My male co-stars however are a different story. Some conduct themselves as stand up men and true professionals, while others don't. The ones that don't are too chicken shit to do anything about it anyway. Candy asses. When you watch this movie next April and it seems like I'm not acting in some of these scenes and my blood is legit boiling - you're right. Bottom line is it'll play great for the movie and fits this Hobbs character that's embedded in my DNA extremely well. The producer in me is happy about this part😉. Final week on FAST 8 and I'll finish strong. #IcemanCometh #F8 #ZeroToleranceForCandyAsses

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So, a nation—nay, a world—wonders: WHO IS THIS CANDYASS THAT THE ROCK HAS ZERO TOLERANCE FOR? Well, from the words of the Rock Himself, we know it's not one of the women in Fast 8 (you're off the hook, Helen Mirren [in more ways than one]), so it's one of the dudes. Who is it??? Let us vote and decide. This is your reminder that all Blogtown polls are irrefutable and legally binding.

IMPORTANT UPDATE, 5:28 PM:

"Production sources tell TMZ ... when the Rock went nuts on social media Monday night, claiming certain male co-stars were not stand up guys and too "chicken s***" to confront him ... he was referring to Vin. (Via.)

GASP.