GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! I'm sorry that you seem to be confused. He belongs to me. The boy is mine. LET'S GO TO PRESS.

It's Back to School time for Portland students, and PPS is still recovering from their lead, radon, and asbestos woes—but at least a temporary superintendent is charge for now.

A woman has been arrested and charged with arson in connection with last week's homeless tent fire.

One person was reportedly wounded in a shooting that occurred in the Lloyd Center Mall parking lot yesterday afternoon.

Hurrah for the Timbers, who defeated arch-rivals Seattle Sounders 4-2! Check out our Abe Asher's recap of the game for all the exciting details!

The FBI reveals the alarming news that foreign hackers have been snooping around in state election databases.

You know things are bad for Donald Trump when even the NASCAR hillbillies are losing faith in him.

In an effort to staunch the flow of blood, Trump is furiously backpedaling on his extreme immigration stance.

A month after the Dallas police slayings, cops are cracking down on protesters and doing their best to squelch dissent.

Hey Anthony Weiner! You and this Twitter situation AGAIN? Please just stop.


More tweet twouble! Governor of New York Andrew Cuomo is in deep doo-doo after tweeting a photo of himself with an endangered dead shark.

New President Rodrigo Duterte's war on drugs has caused a massive upheaval in the Philippines with 1,900 people dying in two months.

Last night was the MTV VMAs, and (un)shockingly, Beyonce burned down the house.

Now let's check on this WEATHER situation: Last warm day for now with a high of 82—and expect showers later in the week.

And finally, I've decided to take on every problem I encounter today with the same gymnastic SWAG as this high school soccer striker!