Guys! If you're all like, "I hate TV, because there are never any new shows that are about or involve Oregon!" (Note: No one in the world has ever said that.) You're in luck! Tonight marks the debut of the newest installment of the Deadliest Catch series, titled Deadliest Catch: Dungeon Cove—and it takes place on the Oregon Coast! Take it away, television show's press release:

DEADLIEST CATCH: DUNGEON COVE - From the creators of multiple Emmy Award-winning series Deadliest Catch comes DEADLIEST CATCH: DUNGEON COVE, a new series that explores the lives of fishing families and the sacrifices they make to survive. Newport, Oregon is one of the last remaining fishing towns along the edge of the notoriously violent 'Graveyard of the Pacific' that stretches from Oregon to British Columbia. Here, generations of Dungeness crab fishermen and their families sacrifice everything that they have, including life itself, to carve an existence from the sea.

That press release makes me want to say, "AAAARRRGHH!" and hobble around on my peg leg. Deadliest Catch: Dungeon Cove debuts tonight, Sept 13 at 9 pm on the Discovery Channel, and here's the trailer! AAAARRRRGGHH!