Here are just a few things the incoming Box of Hair in Chief has been wrong about, failed to support with actual facts, or just straight-up lied about in recent hours:
β’ Jeff Sessions, who he said was "brilliant": I'm sorry, this Jeff Sessions? Try again.
β’ Buzzfeed, which he called "a failing pile of garbage": Buzzfeed is actually a legitimate news organization.
β’ BBC News, which he called "another beauty": BBC News is actually a legitimate news organization.
β’ Lindsey Graham: Not actually a nice guy.
β’ Hillary Clinton, whose name he brought up five times as he avoided answering questions during an alleged press conference, and who he implied wouldn't be "tougher" on Putin than Trump: We actually KNOW she'd be tougher on Putin because as Secretary of State, she actually WAS.
β’ China: Not actually pronounced "JYNAH!"
β’ Industry: Not actually pronounced "inDUSTry!"
β’ Yesterday's "golden showers" allegations, which he says are "not worth the paper itβs written on": They're actually worth their weight in piss jokes on Twitter.
β’ His cabinet, which he says "so many people" have been describing as "one of the great": Have they though? Because you actually don't have to push back confirmation hearings for further vetting due to greatness.
β’ The people of Mexico, who he says he loves: You don't get Vicente Fox this mad at you by showing love for Mexico, sry.
I could go on, but I'm going to stop there because I was actually having a pretty good day until I watched that press conference. If you haven't seen it yet, save yourself!