Article has no argument of why you find these things wrong or funny. Very arrogant and ignorant.

THE POPULAR VOTE. The election was 100% rigged for Hillary. If it had been fair, Trump would've won 70%+? of the vote.

BLACK LIVES MATTER. Funded by Nazi colloaborator George Soros who also funded Obama/Hillary.

BLACK LIVES MATTER George Soros sponsors faux revolutuons around the globe to overthrow democratically elected governments.

BLACK LIVES MATTER?But blacks are the ones killing blacks.Cops kill more whites than blacks. @PORTLANDMERCURY doesnt use FACTS = FAKE NEWS

OPENLY BIAS PRESS IS FINE. (see Chomsky) Problem is pretending to be nuetral when youre not. Or like @portlandmercury articles w NO FACTS

OBAMA WAS A HORRIBLE PRESIDENT. Can you give me ONE example to counter this argument?? @portlandmercury has NO facts. = Very Fake News.

ARMED/FABULOUS. Yes Americana is cool. Conservatism is the new counter-culture. @portlandmercury is like mormans protesting punk rock in 80s

BORDERS. @portlandmercury do you have a door on your house?? locked?? why??

RESISTANCE CALENDER? Trump IS the resistance. PDX MERCURY has been duped into fighting for billionare multinationals that give a fuck about you or the people.

Glad I got all the way through that comment, as "The Mör-mans" would be a great band name, though I'm not sure what genre.

Well, "signup," I guess made-up facts are better than "NO FACTS!" But can you clarify for me what differentiates "= FAKE NEWS" from "= Very Fake News"? Oh, and see that little squiggly line that appears under some words when you're typing? It means you spelled something wrong. Wait, are you gonna tell me that spellcheck is a libtard, snowflake, Soros-funded conspiracy, too?

not an argument. Leftists hate facts. very predictable.

hey signup, shut up. youre making the rest of us look bad. i bet it's a troll account made by the editor himself in an attempt to curdle the recent swarm of anti-leftist visitors to his site by making the reasonable ones indistinguishable from the idiots to all but those with a discerning eye. nice try mercury, nice try.

Great article, so important not to lose our sense of humor, esp with all these easily offended defensive right wingers reading everything. Maybe if Fox and breitbart had more content these guys wouldn't have time to troll real news?
Thanks for the laughs and keep up the pace guys!