GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! All the songs you requested, you're dancing like you're naked. Oh, it's almost like we're sexing (oh yeah). LET'S GO TO PRESS.
Though close all the way up to the bitter end, the Blazers are now one step closer to losing their extended season hopes to the Golden State Warriors. Final score: 119-113. Read our recap here!
Thousands gathered at the Waterfront on Saturday for Portland's version of the national March for Science, sticking a thumb in the eye of the regressive GOP who are doing their best to ignore climate climate and other scientific endeavors.
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Peggy Whitson broke the record for most days spent in space. Today is her 535th day. pic.twitter.com/OTOKEtjhQ1
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Friday is the deadline to avoid a government shutdown, but Congress and the White House may screw that up thanks to the pursuit of their own dumb agendas—primarily Trump's idiotic and useless border wall.
In their presidential election, French voters turned against traditional parties to vote for a far right candidate and a political novice to go head-to-head a June runoff.
Trump's first 100 days milestone goes down on Saturday, and the president is already lying and making excuses about his many failures.
Can you guess what President Trump screamed when he saw the latest ABC poll documenting his job approval numbers? "FAKE NEWS!!!"
The HA-HA-HAAAAAA headline of the day: "When I won," Trump thought, "now I’ll get good press."
However, it doesn't help Trump's "bad press" problem when he gives interviews that are unintelligible.
Attorney General Jeff Sessions refuses to apologize for racially insulting the Hawaiian judge who shot down Trump's travel ban, because it's not his fault you don't have "a sense of humor."
Former President Obama is ready to tip-toe back into the limelight, with a speech today at the University of Chicago about community organizing and leadership—but don't expect any Trump smack talk.
Erin Moran, actress best known for her role as Joanie in Happy Days, has died at the age of 56.
And today in WEATHER: Rainy rain rain rain rain (high of 53).
And finally, BEHOLD! The most '90s TV commercial you will possibly ever see. WACK!