GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Come home late. It seems you barely beat the sun. Tapping my shoulder thinking you gon' get you some. LET'S GO TO PRESS.

Organizers of Portland's May Day march are pushing back against what they are calling an overzealous response from cops at Monday's protest. And while much of local media is focusing on the actions of a few, what happened before the march shouldn't go unnoticed.

Raw sewage was found leaking into Cleveland High School's cafeteria... maybe another good reason to vote yes on measure 26-193?

In a very Fargo-esque moment, an Oregon man tried to shove a co-worker into a wood chipper head first. Meanwhile another Oregon man stands accused of sexually assaulting a chicken. Guess it's gonna be one of those days.

The GOP's latest health care billā€”beloved by the Freedom Caucusā€”is rapidly losing steam due to certain top Republicans, former President Obama, and Jimmy Kimmel.

Hillary Clinton primarily blamed FBI Director James Comey and Wikileaks for her loss of the 2016 election, and of course, President Trumpā€”who lost the popular vote by 2,864,974 votesā€”had something dumb to say about that.

Speaking of FBI Director Comey, as I write this, he is getting grilled by a Senate Judiciary Committee about his role in possibly costing Hillary Clinton the election. Comey is claiming that keeping quiet about Hillary Clinton's emails would have had "catastrophic" results.


Protests have erupted in Baton Rouge following the Justice Department's refusal to bring charges against the officers who shot and killed Alton Sterling.

In other police abuse news, the officer who killed a Black Texas teenager has been fired, while in Charleston an ex-cop who shot a Black unarmed man in the back has pleaded guilty to charges he violated the deceased's civil rights.

United Airline's furious backpedaling continues as CEO Oscar Munoz told a congressional committee that the dragging of a passenger off one of their planes was a "mistake of epic proportions."

Now let's check what's up with the WEATHER: Finally some goddamn SUN and a high of 81 degrees, baby!

And finally, I wish anyone missed me as much as these White House reporters miss Sean Spicer when he leaves. :(