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STEVEN WEISSMAN

Here's another I, Anonymous Classic from the archives! And it involves spanking, which is a subject that interests you.

Are You Just Going to Watch or Are You Going to Join In?

Hey Peeping Tom neighbors: I'm glad that my partner and I impressed you with our loud BDSM display with a riding crop the other night. I live in an overpriced micro-studio because it's all I can afford, and we had the window open (with the curtain closed) because it was warm, not for your benefit. How about just yelling up if you can join us next time, instead of coughing passive-aggressively, and very obviously watching us through your window? I hope you enjoyed my girl mooning you, 'cause that's all you're gonna get from here on out.—Anonymous

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