Jeff Sessions before the Senate intelligence committee.
Jeff Sessions before the Senate intelligence committee.

Attorney General Jeff Sessions just wrapped up his testimony before the Senate intelligence committee where he said "I don't recall," a whole bunch (auto-tune of this phrase coming soon!), and called allegations of collusion with Russia during the Trump campaign "a detestable lie." Twitter is fired up about it. Here are some highlights. Keebler elf and Southern good 'ol boy jokes ahead: