GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! So you do what you gonna do? Come on and talk to me. Promise you won't even have an attitude. I'll let you sit right next to me. LET'S GO TO PRESS.

The wife of Steve Mnuchin—Trump's Treasury Secretary—is a real entitled butthole, and proved it by unleashing a snarky privileged rant against a Portland mom. LITERALLY SHE IS THE WORST.

Speaking of entitled buttholes, House Speaker Paul Ryan will be visiting the Hillsboro Intel campus today, as well as attending a $2,700 plate fundraiser for Greg Walden, according to Portland Jobs With Justice, who will be protesting today at 3:45 pm at SE 17th ave and Milport Road in Milwaukie. Join them in giving Ryan a proper Portland welcome, won't you?

Meanwhile Trump held a rally for dum-dums in Phoenix yesterday in which he lambasted the media once again, made lame excuses for last week's Charlottesville comments, and while he did not say he would pardon former Sheriff Joe Arpaio immediately, he made it very clear that he'd like to do so in the near future.


As for his audience, while many were thrilled by the president's verbal diarrhea at first, they soon became bored and left by the hundreds before he was finished.

Phoenix police used tear gas to disperse the thousands of people who came to protest the president's rally.

Trump is back on his "border wall" kick again, and is threatening to shut the government down unless he gets the funding he wants.

Senate Majority Turtle Mitch McConnell rightly suspects that Trump won't make it through his first term, according to the NYT, who also reports the two are currently not on speaking terms.

Hillary Clinton has a new book documenting the 2016 campaign called What Happened, and a few excerpts have leaked. (Spoiler alert: She has unkind things to say about Trump.)

The Boy Scouts organization is allegedly trying to covertly lure girls into their ranks—but the Girl Scouts are like, "The HELL you will!"

Okay, let's check out this WEATHER situation: Cooler and a little cloudy today with a high of 80.

And finally, if you find yourself complaining about your boring job today, remember this horrifying clip of a tanker ship rolling 40 degrees in a storm. Then breathe a sigh of relief, and go talk to a co-worker about Game of Thrones.