Could you find out if there is any sort of firework amnesty program? I stopped with the fireworks several years ago but I still have a bunch in my garage.

Pork Chop! Get a bucket of water. Leave the fireworks in the bucket overnight. Make it a party! Almost everyone likes making the sounds of fireworks with their mouths -- drop the insanity into the bucket piece by piece, with appropriate noises. Hire a ventriloquist to make it seem like the fireworks themselves are exploding. NEVER BUY FIREWORKS AGAIN!!!

How about we actually take some responsibility instead of blaming objects?
Make a huge example of the little idiots!

Hi Fortunato-

Yes, I could get them wet. But then they dry out and anyway where do I dispose of them? In the garbage? Wasn't part of the "cons" something about how toxic the chemicals in fireworks are? Does it qualify as hazmat? Should I be cool with it leaching? See, I've thought this thing through. Seriously, no snark, what's the best way to dispose of them?

I've been sounding this horn for years: http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/…

I've never failed to explode things.