You needed another option. "Yes. The Pacific Northwest, Portland especially, is completely terrifying, with too many murders, drug needles everywhere, etc... You'll probably be gunned down next week. You'd better leave. You'd better leave right now. Your life is in danger and can only be saved by moving out of the Portland metro area. We've heard Texas is safe. You should move there immediately. It's just too dangerous for you to stay. Leave. Please leave. Please go now. We care about you!"
Yup, Roseburg is a terrifying portion of the Northwest.