So I drift online while pretending to be sick at work and on IMDB I stumble onto a video recount of Guillermo del Toro which I discover is recounted by non-other than this douchebag...ERIK FLABNAGGIN HENRIKSEN! I immediately feel like Gene Hackman looking out the window as Owen Wilson sneaks out of Gwenyth Paltrow's room...."I KNOW YOU *SSHOLE!). Thank you Portland Mercury for allowing this sorry nerd to have an occupation...previous residents of Caldwell Idaho Salute YOU! BTW Ralph Smeed died...did you know that?