Have you spent the summer conserving your energy, lying in wait like a starving cougar ready to pounce on the first hint of fun?


POUNCE IS NOW. As Portland's arbiters of all things fun, we declare this coming week to be the funnest of all fun summer weeks, and have chosen an assortment of enjoyable activities sure to please any temperament. So what are you waiting for? Go! Have fun! NOW. No, really. We're serious. Stop reading this stupid paper, and get out there and have the best week you've ever had! Huh? Oh... right. You have to read our suggestions first. That's a good idea. But as soon as you finish? GET MOVING! Fun waits for no one! We're serious!