Everything as Fuck Aug 13, 2014 at 4:00 pm

Everything as Fuck

Thirty

Ian Karmel
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So in other words, you are an old fucker? And the old man wasn't??
What the fuck kind of riddle are you putting on us now Karmel.
i'mrightyourwrong on August 13, 2014 at 6:37 PM Report this
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No riddle, no train of thought, just stupid as fuck "I'm a snowflake" Millenial twit life philosophy. When confused by Ian's writing, never reach up, you'll miss the turd lying in the middle of the floor that was placed there for you to marvel at.
on August 13, 2014 at 9:43 PM Report this
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^This person is named after a cookie.
Ian Karmel on August 14, 2014 at 10:03 AM Report this
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Reading something just to write a negative comment is SOOOO 2010.
tf on August 14, 2014 at 2:21 PM Report this
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I don't really think 50 is 'old', nowadays. But I do agree that Portland fosters the Peter Pan Syndrome. There is a reason Portlandia's theme is 'the dream of the 90's is alive in Portland"
Austin on August 14, 2014 at 2:55 PM Report this
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Making fun of my onscreen name? Ah, the battle cry of the weak and witless.
on August 14, 2014 at 4:23 PM Report this
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This dude still named after a cookie ^
Ian Karmel on August 15, 2014 at 10:32 AM Report this
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^ This dude is named after heated and condensed sugar.
Graham on August 15, 2014 at 12:39 PM Report this
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^ This dude is named after a cracker originally intended to curb sexual urges in children.
theMarsTravolta on August 15, 2014 at 1:10 PM Report this
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^ This dude is named after a band and a washed up pop icon, and also somewhat after a red planet.
Samuel Rutledge on August 15, 2014 at 1:26 PM Report this
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^This guy named after his grandpa.
BooberMcDoober™ on August 15, 2014 at 2:23 PM Report this
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Let us raise a glass to the birthday boy in hope that he will use this next decade to do something other than continue to metaphorically drag is ass across the carpet like a stray dog with worms. Now remember Ian, birthday cakes are not adult sized cupcakes!

BTW – Did ya’ll catch Ian’s HILARIOUS sketch in tribute to Robin Williams, entitled Mrs. Buttfire?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZyTFt8SAy…

Just keep blowing man…
zipitup on August 15, 2014 at 2:24 PM Report this
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About to turn 30 myself and a former "Beavertonian", I dig it.
pdx_kimberly on August 15, 2014 at 4:12 PM Report this
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this is fucking brilliant!!!
Jason Zaworski on August 16, 2014 at 7:50 AM Report this
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^^^^ This guy way up there is named after female mammary glands and a hand rolled marijuana cigarette which just happen to be two of my favorite things so that isn't that bad.
JRRTrollkien on August 16, 2014 at 6:25 PM Report this
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I had you pegged in the mid 30s. this is a bit of a shocker. but explains a lot. well gotta go shit now. bye
Soul Reeper on August 16, 2014 at 8:38 PM Report this
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The Dirty Thirties are real Ian. You may look forward to everybody in your age group falling into random sexual pairings all the damn time, as the panic sets in re: growing old alone.

The thirties are also your second decade where people will not specifically dismiss your views because you're a kid, or ignore you because you're old. Enjoy.

Yer forties, though: that's not for pussies.
on August 19, 2014 at 3:03 PM Report this
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^My screen name is an ironic take on two things am not.
on August 19, 2014 at 3:22 PM Report this
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Destitute bigamist?^
BooberMcDoober™ on August 19, 2014 at 6:06 PM Report this
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Heh heh...
on August 19, 2014 at 8:48 PM Report this

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