People still say "that would make a good band name"?

I thought "good band name" was replaced by ".tumblr.com," which has since been replaced by "hashtag"

I wanted them to name the Tilikum Crossing LaMarcus Albridge but nobody ever listens to me.

Why?

I wanted them to name the Tilikum Crossing Bridge of the Todds.

Inversion Plus Minus: I don't care if it is art. It's also rusted metal tacked together in two structures of embarrassment and shame. I live in a city that's hidden the piece of art named after the city, Portlandia, atop a second story eyesore that no one wants to look at. Meanwhile, we grab junk, weld it together, and drop it at the entrance to one of Portland's most iconic structures.

Bagels make me gassy. Seinfeld's okay, though.

didn't read it but Best Everything Ass Fuck ever!