Ian, you gotta be careful or all the chubby young nebbishes out there are gonna think the only way they can get laid is to become a rising comedy star and have their own alt-alt-weekly column. They'll just be disappointed and then...hey, wait a minute, you KNEW that's what inspires some of the best comedy, didn't you? Frustrated, unattractive loners are the grist for the comedy-industrial complex! You sly dog; what's your commission on this? Is Comedy Central giving you a finder's fee on every Louis CK knock-off they hire?
Ahh yes, the bliss that comes in that initial honeymoon period when one finds an attractive chubby chaser who also sounds to be really cool. Congrats, Ian!