^^The logic in this is self-evident: If WW is going to hire a newcomer to tell us what Portland is all about, then the Merc has to have a new-goer do the same. Portlanders are obviously the LEAST qualified to comment on themselves and their environs.
I'd like to retract those comments. What do I care if someone in L.A. writes for a Portland alt-weekly? (I've always enjoyed retracting, ever since the day my parents bought me my first retractor set.)
My name is Ryan, and I moved from Portland to LA. And I still read the Mercury because the weeklies here suck. Ian, it really felt like you wrote this for me! Thanks for making me feel special.