Ah, no. This just sounds like someone who is going to head to ikea later in the afternoon. Nothing wrong with that. Oh, and there's that slight smugness that you know finally that some more people will read you stuff when you refer them to this. Want to reference your blog in the comments for us all to read?
1. You should post something that mandates you to write anonymously.
2. You need to absolutely amuse or fascinate us.
This column hasn't met these requirements in some time.
Sounds like a nice apartment complex though.
"I stepped dripping from my bathroom clad in a towel"