I feel Anony's pain... I just had my gas siphoned last week. Fucking loser(s)!!!

I used to use the neighbor's RV as my own personal gas station when I was a kid. I must have got 30 gallons out of that thing over the years. I've also had my gas tank emptied on a number of occasions. It happens.

Impotent rage is as pathetic as it is entertaining.

I drove a '73 Chevy to work everyday. I took $20 EVERYDAY to get there and back. I quit, found a new job and biked there everyday.

a gas lock would have solved your problem puckhead.

Yay! Thank you for the genuinely good rant, it's been a while! I was pissed when some asshole snipped off the end of my garden hose to siphon my neighbor's truck's gas; feelin' your pain.

This is why you should fill up your gas tank with human breast milk (....from a female human).

There was recently a CSI (yes, I watch CSI) episode where a man who made a living on siphoning expensive gasoline from high end motor boats ends up dying because he answered his old cell phone and the electric shock caused a smoldering fire that burned down his throat and killed him from the inside...even though this is highly unlikely (and improbable), I thought the image would be comforting to you, anonymous.

I really, really enjoyed nitengale22's reply.