Does the Mercury make New Years resolutions? If so, you should resolve to run I, Anonymous only when someone submits something interesting.

Facebook is for teenagers.

Why don't you just remove your mom from your friends list?

"This ruins fun."
Has our education system failed....?

@El Stunto
This is a pretty well worded letter for a high school student; not a WTF, OMG, or srlsy in sight.

This I,Anon gets a D-. Fucking lame.

"Mom! We're out of hotpockets again!"

I agree with DamosA... might be time to "unfriend" Mom.
Another possibility would be to create a new Facebook profile, using a nickname, that is only for friends, and contains things that are only directed to them.

I am considering this lately, since my friends include raging liberals, homosexuals and freaks, and my family contains extremely conservative bible thumpers. I love being able to share photos and status comments with friends and family. But I really have to censor myself now that I included my family members from all over the country. I like sharing baby pics with grandma, but she really doesn't need to see how my drag queen buddies spent their new year's eve!

Oh dear, moms on facebook. Ho ho, Foibles! Modern, modern foibles.

Anyone up for some Twitter jokes?

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I anonymous should ONLY be for anonymous confessions for doing something horrible/gross/vengeful to someone you either have never met, or despise.

LAME!

Make a fucking list and put your friends on the one that gets to see everything and your mom on the list that gets to see squat. This functionality has been available for fucking ever. F+.

I quit reading after the second sentence; I'll take an interesting/disturbing made-up story over this any day.

Why are you friends with your Mom on facebook? Or change your privacy settings so she can be your friend but she can't see any of your posts...this is your own fault not your Mom's.

This is exactly why I don't have a facebook account

Why don't people just put the people they don't want to allow comments for in a list that you don't allow comments for in privacy settings? It's that simple. Jesus, you would think you people had been born in the fifties.