No. I simply refuse this obvious bait. Next?

Hey genius, try this on for size: store your BBQ somewhere that tweakers can't get to, then you won't have this problem. Assuming this is real of course, 'cause it smells a bit phony.

If an I, Anon is weak/lame/fake/obvious flame bait, don't even take the time to post that obvious fact, just ignore it.

Sort of like all of Nex's posts. If people comment on something that shows people are reading it, you can't win for calling bullshit.

Some crazy weather we're having these days. I think i'll make myself a sandwich. I stubbed my toe last night.

Sad but funny! Now I'm hungry for some BBQ. Sadly I don't have a BBQ Crew though....I didn't know I needed one... who knew??!!

Well fake or not, we really do have a sever problem with thievery in this city.

Are you sure this BBQ wasn't stolen by... A HIPSTER!?!?!?!???

Oh my god for the third time in a row I left something out and visible and it got stolen. I to dumb to realize that if I don't want to chance something stolen, I should lock it up. Maybe I will guy buy another and leave it out again. I know this couldn't happen again.
And for god sake's when I leave a roll of cash sitting outside, for anyone to see, why would take it? You know it isn't yours.

What a dumbfuck!

I find it rather pathetic (& telling of typical Portland-type) that several commenters here would take fault with the writer, calling him all kinds of ugly names & just basically being web-jerks.
Did the guy not mention that the 2nd act of thievery happend in his BACK YARD? Assuming it was fenced in like back yards tend to be, something as simple as a bbq grill ought to be relatively safe. And he didn't even mention where about the 1st act had taken place. Maybe that was in his back yard too. Or on the front porch. Maybe it was chained up. If a person'd bike is locked up but it gets jacked anyways, is it that person's fault? Happens all the time.

Im glad your Q was stolen you asshole, maybe if you used it for grilled veggies instead of rotting animal flesh, you would have better karma. At least one animals life was saved today

Nobama, I hope you're just trolling. If not, you and all your stupid twat vegan freinds need to stfu. I'm going to go out and get a steak tonight just because of your post. Maybe I'll take 2 bites and throw the rest away.

Ha ha ha, pdxwill: your post is fantastic!

Why don't you stfu Nobama & go dive in a dumpster behind Zupans.

Damn it !!!! My house was BROKEN into again!!! Maybe I sould hire a badass killroy to guard my stash.Fuck I hate to complain.I guess I was looking for some compassion.Fuck what a stupid fuck I am looking for it here.I'm going to smoke some weed now.I have SHITLOADS of it.I share it with my entire neighborhood.No more trades though okay?I've got way to many bbq's.....................phweeeeet.

To all the lovely Q lovers and haters, thank you for taking the time to bitch on the internet. This is my I, anonymous and yes, it is real. It didn't need to be anonymous but the mercury doesn't have a "My name is [blank] and I hate [blank]" column. Wait, that would be called an editorial. Sorry, I digress. So in response I'm gonna hate an all y'all one by one.

1. Hey Ron, "bait" what. I dont get it? did you think I was fishing for assholes in an I, anon? So, why are you biting? You cant respond by saying your not responding.
2. "store your BBQ where tweakers cant get to it" Is there such a place?
3. Thanks for reminding us to ignore things that we deem unreal and not to forget to write about it on the internet so we don't waste our time. I just learned a new term, "flamebait". Thanks guy.
4. Bullshit! I win!
5. Sandwiches are good and stubbing ones toe is bad, this I agree. But, weather is never crazy. That's just silly, anthropomorphizing meteorology.
6. You don't need a crew, but it helps when you BBQ for 24 hours straight. I guess I have no hate for you. sorry. I guess your hate will come from being left out.
7. Again, not fake. stealing is bad, I agree.
8. I dont know what this post implies. the term "Hipster" seems to usually imply fake cool. So, maybe stealing metal for pennies IS fake cool? One thing I agree with is that "hipster" should now be followed by no less than four exclamation marks and six question marks. I like that.
9. It's a little hard to hate on you when your grammar is so bad that your point is unclear. But, through this fog I can see that you are the type of angry dick that would pass on doing the right thing because "hell, I dont need to be any better than all the other assholes in the world." Just because something is take-able doesn't mean it's yours. I don't expect assholes to respect my stuff, I'm just asking them to. btw "I to dumb to realize...", nice work. gold star for you.
10. Thanks dog.
11. There is nothing wrong with rotting animal flesh. It's called ageing. Although I don't agree with any kind of animal torture, animals are part of the food chain and are necessary for making really good fertilizer. Don't judge. Do plants like being reaped? You may never know...
12. thanks for bringing my attention to the acronym "stfu". I called my mom cause she's good with acronyms, but she didn't know it off-hand. after two seconds of silent thinking we both blurted it out in unison. It was a good long distance mother-son moment. thanks.
13. this person is lovin' on a hater who is hating on another hater who is hating on me...a hater. It's never too late for love, I guess.
14. There's "stfu" again. now I know what it means!
15. I'm sorry about your house getting robbed, that sucks. I cant help but say it though; why didn't they steal your "SHITLOADS" of weed? If they couldn't smell it then it must not be very good, just sayin'.
16. Lastly a little hate for comment 16. I'm glad that you are writing more these days; it's good for you and your grammar is improving. But, really, responding to I, anonymous comments with a rant is quite silly and rather pointless. Call it practice and get to work on something useful like fixing your car or getting a job.
Charlie

Busted.It's swag.It is is a safe though.I'm dumb.