Ghost touching.... is that it? Bigfoot keeps calling me at all hours.

Does this mean we finally got to the bottom of the barrel?

Wait, I think I have this one figured out: "Ghost" means newborn unwanted child right? Am I close?

um... WTF? Stupid.

What? This is stupid as fuck.

Some people would pay to have a ghost touch them at night....

OK! It's time to comment on this week's I, anon. Um, this person believes in ghosts! That's stupid! hahaha.

Actually, i was just reminded of that montage scene in Ghostbusters where Dan Aykroyd gets ghost-head.

I thought it worked as a humor piece. It's *obviously* a humor piece, a parody of sorts. "And quit f*cking with the cat." I mean, what's not funny about that? LOL! Not a classical "I came in your crab bisque" (thanks, #9) I Anon, but mildly entertaining.

whomayshebe-there is NOTHING funny about that. Nothing at all. WTF-the ghost reads the Merc? Don't think so. You would need to be anonymous to tell it to leave you alone? No- it already knows where you live. "quit fucking with the cat"? FUNNY? No, maybe if they had said quit FUCKING the cat.

Definitely. Not. Entertaining. I am with Rich Bachelor. I want to hear about people wiping boogers on the bitch next to them on the bus or stealing their best friend's dildo and putting it back without washing it. And nasty anonymous tales of revenge.

I personally like this. Seems like a lot of you are just way too hip to believe in the paranormal, but some of us do have to deal with such things. Though, I'm lucky enough to not see heads popping up in my windows or be felt up in my sleep. All that sounds more like aliens. This person should really get that checked out. But the pounding on my walls from the inside of the closet, or hearing conversations coming from said closet does get old, and my cat has gotten fed up with all the ghostly shenanigans as well. Might be time for me to learn some voodoo or something.

I liked this one too. It was funny in a campy way and you can see the threads of truths in it. Have we gotten so cynical that we can't appreciate anything in the I anonymous column anymore?

It's good to see that the ghost nerds are digging this Anon. atleast.

@DamosA

Maybe some of us don't take things on the Mercury as serious as you do. But it's really great to see that you are so passionate to challenge the writers of the Portland Mercury to strive for the highest level of integrity. I do hope the work you do trolling about the threads will keep this good publication from becoming just another sleazy Portland-centric tabloid. Oh wait...