Usually I'm one of the readers saying it's time to euthanize I, Anonymous, but this week's was the best one you printed in years. Kudos.

I only hope that getting your story into I,A made up, in some small way, for the horror and tragedy you had to experience. Heal .... heal.

Legitimate gripe. That's some nasty shit right there. And you resisted the desire to post some passive-aggressive revenge fantasy into the post, too. Congrats!

Fake. NFW.

shucks...another week without a I, Anon column.

Yuck! Not much else i can say to that. Lady, i just hope you let the folks at the porn shop know too. Perhaps from now on, you and your BFF and all your other lady friends should just take all your business to SHE - female owned/operated sex shop in N. Portland, if i'm correct.

I like how they added it was a baby cockroach. As opposed to the middle-aged cockroaches.

That vibrator isn't used; it's 'vintage'.

It was free, so what are you complaining about?

Awesome entry this week, I laughed and was horrified at the same time. Good job whoever picked this one! (It's so absurd is plausible too!)

"Like ball sacs gracing the counter of VooDoo Dugnuts... if people only knew ;)"


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Well sanitation issues aside, i have it upon good authority that Voodoo Dugnuts [sic] has some pretty shitty work place practices too. Such as making employees work off the clock, firing pregnant employees, allowing NO vacation, time -off, raises, etc. after two years, etc. I wouldn't fucking eat there, much less work there.

As completely groady as that is, you kind of had it coming. Portland is crazy and kinky at the best and worst of times, and any item from a sex shop should have a basic inspection before leaving the store, freebie or otherwise. At least enough to ascertain the fact that it was taped shut. But thanks for the laughs as the scene played out in my head.