I, Anonymous Nov 3, 2011 at 4:00 am

I, Anonymous

Schooled

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Excuse me there teenie, this column is for adults. You need to go on and get to bed now. Stuff that cute little festering pile of growing bitterness under your pillow for the complaint fairy. Go on now. Git.
I'mrightyerwrong on November 2, 2011 at 8:59 PM Report this
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You're not nearly as funny/clever as you might think you sound.
DamosA on November 3, 2011 at 12:21 AM Report this
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Eww grody, old people with jobs! I'm super super, really really grossed out.
disastronaut on November 3, 2011 at 8:42 AM Report this
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"super super super SUPER old ladies"

You might want to brush up that vocabulary a bit.
geyser on November 3, 2011 at 9:26 AM Report this
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Ah, it's a teenager. Just like you might wish to go back and undo/unsay shit you did back then because it's so embarrassing now, you know full well you had to go through it to get to where you are these days.

"Where you are these days" of course being relative.
on November 3, 2011 at 9:57 AM Report this
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Gag me with a spoon! Like totally, fer sure!.....Oops, just dated myself there.
scaler911 on November 3, 2011 at 1:43 PM Report this
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Ugh. YOUTHS!
on November 3, 2011 at 1:46 PM Report this
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To a highschooler "super super super old" = 50.

However old they are, I'll bet you a hundy they don't read "I, Anonymous" in the Mercury, so your message isn't hitting home.
Blabby on November 3, 2011 at 4:35 PM Report this
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I've worked in the school system, and, trust me, secretaries wield a lot more power than you might assume. They keep shit running, so best be nice and kiss some ass until graduation day.
on November 3, 2011 at 8:08 PM Report this
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ALL OF YOU LAY OFF MY SON HE'S TITS
Commenty Colin on November 3, 2011 at 9:14 PM Report this
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Dude, nobody says "tits" anymore. That's kinda 2005.
DamosA on November 3, 2011 at 11:19 PM Report this
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super super super super 2005, says one DamosA from local Beaverton high school.
manticore on November 4, 2011 at 2:29 PM Report this
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That doesn't even make any sense.
DamosA on November 4, 2011 at 8:55 PM Report this
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Damosa, you went to Beaverton High?
Barf! on November 5, 2011 at 1:20 PM Report this

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