I, Anonymous Nov 10, 2011 at 4:00 am

I, Anonymous

Crimes of Contempt

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Hope that time is prison is worth a shitty I, Anon.
on November 9, 2011 at 9:08 PM Report this
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exactly. smile for the camera dumbass. actually this ianon is prolly fake anyway.
I'mrightyerwrong on November 10, 2011 at 1:13 AM Report this
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Generally I enjoy the funny "I Anonymous" column, but you just printed someone committing a CRIME. That sucks! What if that money was all that that victim of theft had for their family's FOOD FOR THE MONTH? You fuckin' suck for printing that. If I hear some punk bragging that they did that, I'll put 'em in a hold and call the COPS. Is that the best you can print? And at the same time you include leaflets about the "I am the 99%" folks who struggle every day? Bad call, folks....
tabordude on November 10, 2011 at 9:28 AM Report this
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I read this IA over a month ago. Nothing to post so they have to rehash old ones?
luckybulldog13pdx on November 10, 2011 at 10:38 AM Report this
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Well if this person WEREN'T actually arrested, then perhaps he call post here (anonymously, ofcourse) and gloat? No sign of that, yet...
DamosA on November 10, 2011 at 2:57 PM Report this
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No, no sign of that yet. Maybe we should encourage stuff like smoking, skating, house parties, street hip hop, bizarro sci fi stuff to see if we can summon in its purity that old conservative, lamenting, lost sad soul only to kick his/her ass back to limbo mambo hell where it belongs.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on November 11, 2011 at 4:46 PM Report this
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Also, today its 111111 , so am going to a witches brews, follow me onward good people. Blessings and vibes and all of the good stuff to all of you which post here and are kind.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on November 11, 2011 at 4:53 PM Report this
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People could probably confess to all kinds of petty crimes on I Anon with no consequences. (Disclaimer: this is not legal advice) What do you think the police are going to do, issue subpoenas the Portland Mercury over something like this? Lets have more true stories of mischief and less passive-aggressive complaining about every petty breach of etiquette under the sun.
geyser on November 13, 2011 at 8:23 AM Report this
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anyone who has used a Chase Bank ATM (the only one you'd find at a Fred Meyers) knows that it prompts for your PIN between any and all types of transactions, including to check your balance. So this story is obviously bullshit. I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that someone went to the trouble to conceive, write, and send it in for publishing, or the fact that the Mercury has printed it, more than once!
on November 13, 2011 at 7:00 PM Report this
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I thought you could only get $300 out at a time....
Truth.set.u.free on November 15, 2011 at 9:22 AM Report this
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It's a fake IA and a bad one at that. Who doesn't send in troll submissions to IA?! I got a couple of my made up stories posted up and I get my lulz from reading your comments.

UMAD BRO?!
on November 15, 2011 at 1:47 PM Report this
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Maybe it's someone's fantasy. What a crappy fantasy. It should have more money and some sex to be a real revenge/karma story.
darkrosenberg on November 15, 2011 at 2:02 PM Report this
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Jesus, you morons. Isn't it completely obvious why they bother posting/printing a shitty month-old IA?

A) BECAUSE NO ONE READING THE PRINT EDITION WILL GIVE TWO SHITS AND B) BECAUSE YOU SAME 8 DUM DUMS WILL COME IN HERE AND YELL AT EACH OTHER AND THEN CHECK BACK ON YOUR STUPID DISCUSSIONS. YOU'RE THE PERFECT PAGEVIEW GENERATOR MACHINES, CONGRATULATIONS.
Commenty Colin on November 15, 2011 at 7:45 PM Report this
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@Colin. OMG, you're right. But make that 9 dum dums, cuz yours truly just haaaaad to say something.
Ron on November 16, 2011 at 9:08 AM Report this

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