you're an adult baby who doesn't have the will to control yourself, doesn't have the sense to use the bathroom when you NEED to, and can't remember what you ate just afew brief hours prior.
Sooo, you just shat all over yourself. In a theater. While on a date.
DamosA, you are obviously not a male. Holding farts in around girls is rough, but it needs to be done. Whenever a guy leaves the presence of a female after spending a good portion of time together, steam is always let off.
This is to the douchenuggets who can raise two children, have goats, chickens, ducks, et al, in the back of their bed and breakfast, and keep one cat, but LEAVE ANOTHER CAT TO STARVE, GET DRENCHED, AND FREEZE OUTSIDE!!! I hope the hell you asswipes are proud of yourselves, but if I were you, I'd be thanking whatever deity you pray to that someone has the class to take that poor begraggled boy in! He'll have a good home, food, a litter box, and a kitty sibling now. Not to mention a hell of a lot of love. Its beyond me how you can even look at yourselves in the mirror..just remember, what goes around, comes around, and it has really nasty teeth when it bites a chunk outta your fucked up asses!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
Hacks.
you're an adult baby who doesn't have the will to control yourself, doesn't have the sense to use the bathroom when you NEED to, and can't remember what you ate just afew brief hours prior.
Sooo, you just shat all over yourself. In a theater. While on a date.
I'm having trouble believing this one is real.