I, Anonymous Apr 30, 2014 at 4:00 am

Dumbfounding Rotations

illustration by Kalah Allen

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You know what, Lexus, maybe you can be Lexus A and she can be Lexus B to avoid further confusion but you can't really call dibs on a fake name.

And I am sure someone out there thinks the fat bitch is much hotter than you. Greasy or not.

Everybody is somebody's fetish.
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he finally woke her out of her drunken stupor long enough to get the coke spoon up her nose and, lifting her head off the cum-stained pillow, she managed to sigh,. 'neeeeeeeigh, tis a far far greater thing i go to do, than i have ever done. just stick some oats up me cunny and we'll trot right down to the drugstore, baby. almost there. saddle ye git, ride me hard and put me up wet!' clearly, she dreamed of better times. he smiled, rubbed on some KY, and turned her over. soon, very soon in fact, it was all over and he had to reapply the spoon to get a remote twitch out of her sagging mare-hole, but he was not sure which way was north, and it really didn't matter. she didn't have a north or a south, just a hole for his pole. (to be continued)

i absolutely do not expect to win... just saying. this is just interpretive dance, right? am i in room one-oh-dumb? -dedicated to all the sloppy whores and the men who ride that whol whip

and do you have any idea how stupid you sound? talk about calling the kettle black. obviously you never had any real problems. all you care about is getting hay shoved up your cunt. in a manner of speaking. stfu bitch, you're a whore, she's a whore. no amount of posting on the merc will get you redemption for that.
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"Ugh, strippers are so dumbfounded", along with the rest of your rant, dumbfounds me as a whole.
You realize you're putting yourself in that category, right? Being a fellow sex industry worker myself, I am embarrassed at your willingness to further set the precedent that we're all idiots and have nothing better to tell the world about, than pick on other girls for their lack of hygiene and similar names.
Bra-vo.
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As a stripper who had more than one class of Psych Intro: This wasn't written by a stripper. Sorry, just look at the basic diction. "Ugh, strippers are so ..." Simple trade jargon would have equaled a different type of tirade. So, to whatever club-going troll recently had their feelings hurt by the dancer who rejected you, good luck with your passive aggressive rants.
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I can't believe this won out over the Trimet rant or the Sams ad! Seriously?! This dumb twaddle can't even form a proper sentence and she gets ARTWORK. Ugh!

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