This is for my boss--you know who you are--the one who came onto me and then strung me along while you tried to figure out how to break it to your soon-to-be ex-wife. Well, now you've got yourself a new girlfriend, and not only do I have to suffer the indignity of waiting on her when she comes into your restaurant, but I have to watch you hover around her table like a pathetic dog in heat. Well, I bet if I go to our Human Resource Department they would have another definition for what you call our "bit of fun"; maybe something more like "sexual harassment"? Boy, would your life change then, and not like you'd want. Maybe if I am feeling unusually charitable, I'll visit you while you stand in the unemployment line! Ha, ha, ha, boo, hoo!--Anonymous
Slime Bag Boss
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