Think I'm Straight? Think Again!
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I love to touch your buns while you sleep. You think I'm your straight buddy, but I'm bi-bi-bi. You're so comfortable with me, you nap naked on the living-room sofa nearly every day. How can you expect anyone to resist those perfect white mounds? I can't resist your creamy white skin--especially the buns! Once you woke up as I was about to touch you, and I pretended to be getting a book off the shelf above you. I really just wanted to touch those buns: so white, but pink with the hue left by a piping hot shower. Maybe you know I touch your buns and you just aren't letting on. Maybe you LIKE it. But I'm not sure I want you to LET me touch them. I love doing it while you're sleeping deeply. So sleep well, my macho roomie--with a bare ass!--Anonymous