Kalah Allen
Avenge The Grasshoppers!

To my high school honors Biology teacher:

YOU ARE A TOTAL FUCKING ASSHOLE!

You made my friend cry and called her a hypocrite when she didn't want to dissect a fucking grasshopper, and now you want us to write 10-page reports on "How We Accidentally Kill Animals Every Day" to compensate for a the other dumb-asses in our class who murdered insects for about 10 minutes.

YOU ARE SO FUCKING WRONG!

We can't wait until the day a lowly T.A. gets sick of your bitching and whining and puts some of your super-poisonous formaldehyde in one of your cups of coffee so that YOU know what it's like to be drowned in that shit! Someday all those insects will dissect YOU in that special place Satan has saved for you in hell.--Anonymous