Kalah Allen
CONDIMENTIA

I HATE MAYONNAISE AND MUSTARD!!!!! I always order my burgers "with no mayo or mustard, please." But those stupid fucks who work at fast food joints either can't speak English or they are just assembly line idiots, because no matter where I go, someone always fucks up my order! I mean, how hard is it to NOT put mayo and mustard on a frickin' burger??!!! I will gladly pay for a burger with NO MAYO OR MUSTARD, but I really hate it when I get home from the drive-thru and realize that I have been screwed again by their incompetence!!!! So all you people behind me at the drive-thru can just wait for me to check my burger for the offending substances while I am still sitting at the window--YES, after I have paid. If you don't like waiting behind people who have to check their food at the drive-thru, then you can complain to the idiots in the restaurant about why they always FUCK UP MY ORDER!!!!!! This is not brain surgery, folks, it's a goddamned request for no mayonnaise or mustard!! DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT, YOU ASSEMBLY LINE ROBOTS???!!!!!-Anonymous