To the hags who work at the coffee shop: Quit shaking your stupid tip jar at me every morning!!!! Do you think every person who works deserves tips? Especially after you fuck up my drink three days in a row? You probably make more money than I do, and you get those wonderful benefits that I see advertised in your parking lot. I don't get benefits of any kind, and I make minimum wage. My morning coffee is the ONLY item that I can afford to splurge on. And by the way, your coffee is way overpriced anyway. If your tips are that important, maybe you should ask your bosses to give you raises. But in the meantime quit your bitching, you ugly hags, and make my order right. Oh, and please get rid of that dude who looks like a lady. It's disturbing to see that early in the morning.—Anonymous
The Tipping Point
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