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My Rejected Mad Men Script

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1
Of course they rejected your script. Nothing interesting would ever happen on Mad Men.
2
Ha!

Of course Kirk would win.
Draper only has the false confidence of a drunkard.
Kirk, on the other hand, has True American machismo.

Selah.
3
Only if Capt. Kirk bones Joan in Zero-G while Uhura and and Sal watch.
4
It might have gotten optioned if Capt. Kirk ends up boning Joan in Zero Gravity while Sal and Uhura watch. And Pete Campbell finds Tribbles in his trousers.