I Love Television Jul 22, 2010 at 4:00 am

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My Rejected Mad Men Script

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Of course they rejected your script. Nothing interesting would ever happen on Mad Men.
albert on July 22, 2010 at 10:51 AM Report this
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Ha!

Of course Kirk would win.
Draper only has the false confidence of a drunkard.
Kirk, on the other hand, has True American machismo.

Selah.
Stanislaus Clem on July 26, 2010 at 2:12 PM Report this
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Only if Capt. Kirk bones Joan in Zero-G while Uhura and and Sal watch.
justinbieberscolon on July 30, 2010 at 2:30 PM Report this
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It might have gotten optioned if Capt. Kirk ends up boning Joan in Zero Gravity while Sal and Uhura watch. And Pete Campbell finds Tribbles in his trousers.
justinbieberscolon on July 30, 2010 at 2:32 PM Report this

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