Apizza Scholls isn't that fancy nor is it an"entirely different food" altogether, it's just pizza--and it tastes similar to a lot of the more Neapolitan-style pizzas you'll find in places in Connecticut or New York.
I've never been lectured by New Yorkers about anything! Thanks for this insight into your people. (my eyes just shot out of my head from my overly vigorous eye rolling) As he is a New Yorker, I am sure Zachary could afford to buy those tickets to the Laurelhurst.
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