Need to get out my uke and work up several old music hall tunes. I say, chappies, do you know that Geo. Harrison of Beatles fame played the uke? His favorite instrument, too. Don't know who the Beatles are? H'rmmph. Keep forgetting my age.

Well, chappies, several issues here.

First, above is my post from the previous column about auditioning for that amateur talent show. By gad, I could win that, I could.

Second, this new column concept is, well, and I do not say this lightly, actually funny. Got a good laugh out of it. Well done, I say. Well done, indeed.

In fact, just posted a copy to the home office in Llandrended, Wales. Got quite the positive reaction, don't you know, even from Wilberforce in accounting who never laughs at things normal people do.

Keep up the good work!

Baron Sir J. Humpherey Wirthington, B.S., O.B.E., Bf.D.
Commander, North American Division
International Association of Satirists

P.S. I believe, and I could be wrong here, but Monsieur Scrubs may indeed be Ma'amselle.